"Stand back evil do-ers, I have a broom and I know how to use it!"
(courtesy of Jamie)
"Famed Rap artist reported missing from studio.
Found safely - doing chores in the backyard."
(courtesy of Megan)
Hear no evil, see no evil, have no balance. :)
(courtesy of Amy)
Jamie, Megan, & Amy -- email me at email@example.com with your address, and I will mail out your body & hair butter right away! :)