Sunday, February 13, 2011

January Kids' Quotes


“pbbbbbt” (raspberries)


"Mommy -- I'm texting your mom.  She got real sick.  She had too much salt.  The doctor said, 'No more having salt!'"

"Daddy!  Mommy doesn't cut it like that!"
A: "Really?  How does she cut it?"
"She cuts it normal!"

"Daddy, Destany isn't sharing her love with me.  She won't let me go in her room!"

"Mommy, I feel really my head's going to fall off and my brain isn't working right.  Ask me what's 2 + 2?"
Mom:  "I'm sorry you don't feel well.  What's 2 + 2?"
"Mmmmmm....I'm not sure.  But I think it's close to four."

"When I'm married, I'm going to have 10 kids.  My husband won't have a job, so he'll be around to help me a lot.  I'll give him Saturday, Sunday, and Tuesday off, so he can have a rest."

"Bleh!  Wine is gross.  I don't want to drink any more until I'm thirteen!"
(Andy: "Phew!  Glad we don't have to worry about that for seven more years.")

L: "Mom, the oranges you told me to put in the compost were hard on the outside, but perfect on the inside. 
Kiara: "Oh, bummer.  Next time, let me know and we can juice them, okay?"
L: "Okay.  But you're pretty smart, so I thought you'd know that."

"Sorry, what did you say, Mom?  I couldn't hear you....I was thinking."


Anonymous said...

They're so funny!

Anonymous said...

I love the monthly quotes xD

Jamie said...

Ha ha, so cute!

Denise said...

I love reading these, too. Lucas' comment about the oranges was hilarious!

Andy and Kiara said...

I agree! I laugh every time I read these. And to think how many we miss.... ;)

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